Twitter musings from the past week

Twitter musings from the past week

August 23, 2009 By Klaus In Life on Twitter No Comments

Paul Lewis falls from 10,000 feet. His parachute doesn’t open. Is he dead? No. Broken bones? No. Beware! We do have aliens on this planet #
I slightly altered the look of my back. Here is my tattoo explained: http://bit.ly/14CNlM #
If I’d be a 100m runner & my name would NOT be Usain Bolt I’d pick up horseback riding, table tennis, chess or poker. Anything but running. #
RT @jennyjenjen: The 2010 World Cup Ticket Fund helps bring dreams closer to reality http://is.gd/2kBij (via @saproject) #
Do u want to hear about “amazing client meetings” I/we are having? Not happening. I much rather talk about results. Very outdated, I know. #
New rule at Air France. Men won’t be placed next to kids (12 and younger) traveling alone any longer. Great! How about some more rules? #
How Long to Do You Whine When You Accidentally Erase Your Work?: http://EzineArticles.com/?id=1984407 #
Readers Digest filing for chapter 11. What took them so long? What would u do to restructure it? Add it to Kindle? iPhone app? Beg 4 mercy? #
@AnnabelKaye @StLCardsGuy Yes Readers Digest is still around. And yes it a great brand but what do you do with it? Revenue model anyone? in reply to AnnabelKaye #
Everyone on FB is taking the Myers Briggs test. IQ test is also on FB. Rorschach is on Wikipedia. Soon we’ll see DIY psychotherapy in public #
As for self testing: Soon defendants will be ordered by the courts to self-evaluate on FB & turn in their results at the court’s fan page #
How many email offers for 20 foot flag poles do you get per day? My front yard could resemble the United Nations sidewalk in NYC by now ;-) #
@SmithWill Overuse of the F-word at IgniteBoulder? That’s exactly what I heard as well. I’d rather watch South Park ;-) #
Would u rather go voting in Afghanistan today or run across a field packed with land mines? Or both? I’d rather do the entire X Games twice #
What would you do if you’d be the president of Twitter for one day ? Except make every single Twitter user follow u and hard code it? #
@jelenawoehr Doesn’t followfriday turn all of us into “relationship gurus” ? ;-) in reply to jelenawoehr #
@jelenawoehr Dating advice & Twitter doesn’t make sense either.How can u date when u are glued to the screen & loose all ur social skills;-) in reply to jelenawoehr #
A Japanese traveler chains his suitcase to a bench at the Hamburg railway station & takes a stroll. 1/2 the station got evacuated. Bombastic #
I know this is going to turn into an unfollow Friday for me but I could totally live in a world w/o song from Bruce Springsteen & Bob Dylan #
@DarrellBrogdon @z3rr0 I’ll gladly extend that list. Darrell you are right. Sometimes it just takes another performer to turn it all around in reply to DarrellBrogdon #
@BrettGreene You beat me to the clock ;-) I think we need a gathering with @z3rr0 and agree to agree on a few things. in reply to BrettGreene #
I wish I could contract some sort of highly infectious virtual STD and all these Twitter hugs would stop. I want the real thing or nada. #
Apparently 6 wifes of the King of Swaziland spent $6 Million on a little shopping spree. Of course strollers & diapers are expensive… #
As for the Italian guy who won $212 million in the Lottery: I hope he’s not on FB. He’d have 50,000 friend requests by now. Choose wisely! #

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Klaus

Adults changing a relationship status on FB can cause huge drama. As for teenagers: It has the potential for disaster. I'd take it away. #
Beer consumption in Germany down 5% in the first 6 months of '09. That's like a national hunger strike over there. #
We broke 1,000 fans at http://facebook.com/conceptbakery I can't send the person flowers since FB doesn't allow to track who joined when :-( #
I am in creative mode today. It just doesn't help that my super-fantastic ideas can't be applied to the work sitting on my desk today ;-) #
@ljordana Welcome to the club. I keep track of all my ideas & eventually many of them get applied. My day just unfolds in an unexpected way in reply to ljordana #
Texting while driving increases the risk of an accident 23 times. That's worse than driving totally drunk & getting a BJ at the same time #
@BriefEpisode You always need a negative sample group to prove a thesis. I'll forward your information ;-) #
Swimming World Championships in Rome: Whoever has the fastest swim suit wins. Material is apparently more important than in car racing ;-) #
Got a couple of new personal blog posts: http://www.klaus2go.com One on my biggest shadow plus one on chasing a butterfly... #
A 40 yr old guy decides to climb into a race car & drives in a circle about 60 times in a few weeks: It i the headline in all German papers. #
His name is Michael Schumacher - u might have heard the name. He will replace Felipe Massa in his Ferrari in at least the next F1 race. #
The risk with sending automated direct messages is that sometimes they are so far off that it becomes funny again. Keep bringin them on ;-) #
In case you want to see something really weird - as a swimmer in a pink full body suit: http://bit.ly/1694Sv WRONG!!! #
All borders in Mallorca closed due to an attack on Guardia Civil. Not a good day for traveling over there. #
Belgrad: Two girls naked on a balcony. Husband likes to watch. Wife is getting upset & sues...the travel agency for ruining her vacation :-) #
Economic crisis projected to be over in 2010. Gap between rich & poor widened. Empty pockets everywhere. That's a lot to recover from... #
I've watched a total of 10 minutes of TV in the last 10 weeks. That amounts to about $10 per minute. Not too bad for our quality programming #
Anybody interested in how fast the grass/weeds are growing in my backyard? No? I thought so. How about my front yard then? ;-) #
@JebDickerson I'm not turning my backyard wilderness into a digital arts project. I'd have problems if I'd have time to watch weeds grow ;-) #
My little secret on how I avoid fighting with my teenage daughter: http://bit.ly/XQ8cp #