Home Oddiness What’s with the dogs?

What’s with the dogs?

by Klaus

We have to Yellow Labradors at home. They are named Hershey and Coco. Well, Coco’s official name is Coconut 2 – there were to many Coco’s registered already.

You think: How Cute?Hersehy and Coco

Here is a reality check:

  • I need to vacuum the house twice as often – because of them
  • They sleep on the couch unless I cover it up every night
  • They carve 40 minutes out of each of my days – they need their walks
  • Our neighbors give us the stink eye because of the commotion they cause when people walk by our property. A lot of people walk by, therefore there is a lot of commotion
  • They eat pretty much everything they can get their hands on – stretching from dandelions to the really gross things like dead animals
  • They fart like a storm – we spend a considerable amount of $$$ on room spray and scented oils
  • They burp in peoples faces
  • They stink, unless we give them a bath every three to four weeks which is a major ordeal
  • They barf on the carpet – remember: They eat a ton of crap
  • Taxes, doctor’s bills, food etc. add up
  • They are on a clock – meaning I am on a clock as well
  • Et cetera et cetera et cetera

So why do we even talk about us having dogs? Maybe these images provide some answers. I’m not always too sure about it;-)

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