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You’ve got questions?
I might have an answer. Maybe. But there’s no promise.
Contact my sales and support team?
Nope. I don’t have that. They all left.
Fill out this form to enter a sweepstakes?
No luck here either. We used to do those for our customers back in the days. But those freebie days are over.
How about entering a mailing list so you could sell my info and I’d get spammed a little?
Sorry, that’s not an option here either.
Can I at least get a free e-book?
Sorry, all my content is already on my blog.
You can copy and paste it and turn it into your own e-book.
Heck, why isn’t there even a phone number?
Can’t do that either. I can’t just post my precious number here. You’d never get to talk to me due to the spam calls. If you’d ever get through you’d find me completely annoyed. Therefore: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
All you get to do here is message me and wait for my response.
It could even take a day or two. Can you handle that?