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You’ve got questions?

I might have an answer. Maybe. But there’s no promise.

Contact my sales and support team?

Nope. I don’t have that. They all left. 

Fill out this form to enter a sweepstakes?

No luck here either. We used to do those for our customers back in the days. But those freebie days are over. 

How about entering a mailing list so you could sell my info and I’d get spammed a little?

Sorry, that’s not an option here either. 

Can I at least get a free e-book?

Sorry, all my content is already on my blog. 

You can copy and paste it and turn it into your own e-book.

Heck, why isn’t there even a phone number?

Can’t do that either. I can’t just post my precious number here. You’d never get to talk to me due to the spam calls. If you’d ever get through you’d find me completely annoyed. Therefore: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. 

All you get to do here is message me and wait for my response. 

It could even take a day or two. Can you handle that?

This little form is all I have

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